SDTM Paradox Pinball T-Shirt
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SDTM Paradox Pinball T-Shirt
SDTM Padarox!
Trust your instincts… or drain your ball? Celebrate the greatest sci-fi trench run in history with the Straight Down the Middle Paradox! Our hero lines up the final shot, aiming for that impossible target—because sometimes the only way to save the galaxy is to fire right down the middle. Of course, pinball wizards know the painful truth: a ball down the middle usually means game over. This parody shirt captures that hilarious cosmic contradiction in bold, retro-arcade style. Perfect for players, fans, and anyone who has ever heard a voice saying, “Use the flippers Luke!!!”
*Product typically ships 6-10 business days after order pending on stock availability.
Unisex T-Shirt
100% cotton | 8.8oz | Preshrunk | Double-stitched neckline | Hemmed sleeves and bottom | DTF Graphics
| Sizes* (in) | MED | LRG | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Length | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Women's V-Neck Fitted T-Shirt
100% cotton | 8.8oz | Preshrunk | Narrow width, rib collar | Taped neck and shoulders | Semi-fitted, side seamed body | DTF Graphics
| Sizes* (in) | MED | LRG | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28.5 | 29 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 19.25 | 21.25 | 23.25 | 25.25 | 27.25 |
*1" in tolerance +/-
